Friday, May 07, 2004
LOL, what would most freak you out?
I Can't Even Float In Water This Deep:
"Q: What is one thing that can convince you that someone is waiting for you in the closet (under the bed, in the pantry, in the basement/attic, in the back of your car all hunched down, etc.) with a clown mask and a meat cleaver even though you've lived alone for like 10 years now and you've long since lain awake at night afraid of taxes and faux pas and sexual indiscretion in lieu of boogeymen?
A: Picking up the phone to call your brother and the line is dead. "
